How to Make an Ocean in Just Four-and-a-Half Months

Last time, I explained that one reason the crust we are drilling in is called “superfast” is because, at a spreading rate of 20 cm a year, it spread much quicker than most seafloors spread. Still, it probably sounds weird to call something superfast that every snail on Earth can outrun. So another reason scientists call this (or any crust) “superfast” is because they are not thinking about it being fast in terms of the age of people but instead are thinking about how fast it is in terms of the age of the Earth. The Earth is 4,500,000,000 years old, which is a lot older than any person you know, even your grandma. The Earth is so old that it is hard for most people to even imagine how old 4.5 billion years is.
 
So let’s try to think of the Earth’s age in a different way.
 
Let’s imagine the Earth is a ten-year old kid, but everything still occurred to it in the same relative amounts of time. If the Earth was actually born exactly ten years ago, this is how old it would be when these important things happened:
 
  • The Earth would be just over one and a half years old when the first living things appear on it (The first living things were microbes. To learn more about them, read this blog).
  • The microbes were able to run everything on Earth until the Earth was 6 years old, when the first primitive plants, animals and fungi appear.
  • The plants, animals and fungi continue to evolve into new plants, animals and fungi (we know about all of these because of the fossils that have been found) and when the Earth is about nine and a half years old the dinosaurs show up (or, in other words, since the Earth is ten years old, the dinosaurs showed up just a little over six months ago)
  • The Atlantic Ocean began forming and spreading about four-and-a-half months ago.
  • The dinosaurs, and most of the other species on earth, went extinct about 53 days ago.
  • The seafloor we are drilling on right now formed 12 days ago.
  • The first modern humans, with bodies and brains just like ours, appeared 3 hours and 41 minutes ago.
  • The first Star Wars movie came out over just over 2 seconds ago.
  • All real 10-year olds were born less than a second ago.
 
Since we blogfish are actually visual learners, here is a diagram I made to help you see the ages I am talking about.
 
So on the ten-year old Earth, the 81,705,396 square kilometer Atlantic Ocean was formed in just four-and-a-half months. In comparison to the age of the Earth, this amazing feat occurred rather quickly. That is something geologists always keep in mind: how long events relate to the total age of the Earth, and is another reason why seafloor spreading that looks so slow to us can actually be “superfast.”
 
Sincerely,
The Blogfish
 
PS. The crust the JOIDES Resolution is currently drilling spread at a rate 8 times faster than the Atlantic Ocean.
 
PPS. Here are the actual dates when those things I just mentioned occurred:
 
  • 4.5 billion years ago: Earth forms
  • 3.8 billion years ago: Microbes appear
  • 1.8 billion years ago: Plants, animals and fungi begin appearing
  • 245 million years ago: Dinosaurs begin appearing
  • 170 million years ago: Atlantic Ocean started spreading and forming
  • 65 million years ago: Dinosaurs and most other species went extinct
  • 15 million years ago. Seafloor beneath the JR in the Cocos Plate was formed
  • 190,000 years ago: First modern humans appear
  • 34 years ago (1977): The first Star Wars movie came out
  • 10 years ago (2001): Real ten-year old kids were born
 

PPPS. So how do make an ocean in just four-and-a-half months? All you have to do is write a blog and pretend the Earth is ten-years old. 

Comments

Other events

Though, like another poster, I don't think the earth is ten, I have a few questions on this super cool blog.
#1: If the earth was ten, when did chordates appear?
#2 If the earth was ten, when did tribolites appear?
#3 If the earth was ten, when did video games show up?
#4 If the earth was ten, when did America declare independence?
#5 Enough "if the earth was ten..." questions; could core samples accidentally have meteorite material in them. Assuming the particles could get to the seafloor....
-Luke

Hi Luke, #1: Real Earth:

Hi Luke,
#1: Real Earth: About 540 million years ago / 10-year old Earth: It would be about 8 years and 8 months old.
#2: Real Earth: About 526 million years ago / 10-year old Earth: It would be about 8 years and 9 months old.
#3: Real Earth: Pong, usually considered the first video game, was first released in 1972 / 10-year old Earth: Almost 3 seconds ago
#4: Real Earth: 1776 / 10-year old Earth: Just over 23 seconds ago
#5: They can if they are filled with sediments or sedimentary rock. Basalt forms from lava which would probably melt the meteorite material. Gabbro forms below the surface where meteorites could not reach it.

Dating the earth

How do scientists figure out how old the earth is? Or is 4.5 billion years kind of more of an estimate?
it is really hard to imagine that kind of time.

Is the age determined by carbon dating? If so, can you explain that process?

I never understand what types of things are samples for carbon dating, because how are you going to find 'original' rock? What with plate tectonics and all...or are cores used as dating samples?

I read somewhere that the age of the earth is related more to astronomy...that dating the planets / moons is possible and we just assume the age of the earth relative to that. Is that true?

I do not think the earth is 10, but it is pretty cool to see the relationship.
best
j

Those are great questions and

Those are great questions and important ones to understand how the scientists can learn from the cores we drill up. It would take me a little while to explain, so I think I will write a blog in response that I will post next week. Hope you don't mind waiting a few days for your answers! Check for the JR junior post on Friday, May 27.

awesome! thanks j

awesome! thanks j